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PHOTOS TOURIST COLLAPSES AT THE GUAVABERRY. FREE RUM IN THE HOT SUN??? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Every week during the “Tourist Season”, you’ll see photos with some tourist buss-ass.
Why?
The two main reasons are:
1) Our effed-up roads on Backstreet, and our even more effed-up cobblestone on Frontstreet. Only in St Maarten do they just leave man-holes wide open, right by a school…..
Reason 2) Did you say FREE RUM SAMPLING???? In New York a 750ml of Jack Daniels is about $40.00! And that’s Whiskey not Rum….. THEN they tax that! In St Maarten they call the cheapest, dirt rum like Cortes “whiskey”….That shows you right there, they can no longer even afford to be alcoholics in most US states.
So they get off the ship, and the nice sun hit them and people start offering dollar beers and free rum samples, they can’t resist. And Guavaberry rum taste so good, they drink it like a liquer, but they’re supposed to sip it like the hard liquor that it is. Guavaberry goes down smoother than silk,
you don’t taste the rum ’til you fall down.
I have photos of Miss “Free rum sampling”, but she’s elderly and I won’t disrespect her like that, she’s not a politician.
Many tourist read my blogs, my advice?
There’s a man name Cornelius de Weever Sr. on the Boardwalk….he has a sweet hammock on the beach.
Before indulging in our finest rums, work out a deal with Mr de Weever, a rent-a-hammock + back to the ship in a wheelbarrow…Guaranteed delivery deal.
An astute businessman could make a lot of money on the Boardwalk with some hammocks and a few wheelbarrows.
Like a $100. package deal. The rum, the hammock and the wheelbarrow. And for $50.00 extra, I could video record your drunken St Maarten adventures(because you are bound to blackout),and Youtube it for you.
Sounds like a deal?
Seriously consider it Mr de Weever 🙂

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